: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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