well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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