Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Alive.
So much puke
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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