Are we in a gay sports bar?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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