I need help removing her.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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