its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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