i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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