doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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