Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
she pinky promised me she was 18
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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