No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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