He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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