I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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