I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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