i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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