I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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