I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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