butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I checked into jail on foursquare
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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