if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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