Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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