You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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