i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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