He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
foreskin is a definite game changer
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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