we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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