therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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