Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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