You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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