If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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