she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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