He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
did i walk over a car last night?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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