PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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