what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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