Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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