Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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