I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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