yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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