Banned from zoo.
Again?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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