Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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