Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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