Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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