Dual....:-)
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
