Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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