wake up i wanna do it froggy style
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
This baby is an asshole
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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