she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Who died my cat blue again?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
