I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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