I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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