I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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