Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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