Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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