So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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