How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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