sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
