So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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