i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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