so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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