Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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