This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
it's like iHOP with fire
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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